Eric Tabarly

Eric Tabarly be the King O’ The Seas. None is a finer sailor in all the sea. This movie is a tale of his finest exploits. You’ll not find a better tale of plunder, pillaging, and raping, while at the same time enjoying the the scenery of the high seas.

Ol’ Captain Tabarly knew the secret of the best way to lose weight, and he was no stranger to weight lifting equipment as evidenced by his finely sculpted physique. All of the sailors liked to stay in peak physical shape in order to better pillage and rape once they had the chance.

Nowadays if you don’t have some home gym equipment then it’s hard to find the time to get a good workout in and you end up going all soft and doughy. No one wants to see a soft and doughy person with their shirt off, and so you wouldn’t be a welcome sight on the galley if you had to swab the poop deck as your jelly rolls bob around and cause an even greater chance of seasickness.